So as I am driving into work I'm thinking about SCA stuff cause I would never think about work and a theory occurred to me. It needs some work so maybe some of you can help, wanna hear it?..hear it goes...
If Might makes Right and
A Knight has Might then
Sir Corwin and Sir Kael are Right?????????????????????
um yeah anyway there's more...
If the Mighty are sometimes Flighty....(yeah that's the ticket)
and King's are Mighty then
Anton is...(oh yeah now I'm cooking)...
and Aaron is..........(uh did I mention that this theory was flawed to begin with?)
Nevermind ....me luvs yous guys
If Might makes Right and
A Knight has Might then
Sir Corwin and Sir Kael are Right?????????????????????
um yeah anyway there's more...
If the Mighty are sometimes Flighty....(yeah that's the ticket)
and King's are Mighty then
Anton is...(oh yeah now I'm cooking)...
and Aaron is..........(uh did I mention that this theory was flawed to begin with?)
Nevermind ....me luvs yous guys
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Re: A Theory
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 8:44 AM.....and Aaron is King.
See, it rhymes. -
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Re: A Theory
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 12:41 PMAAH...Riane is RIGHT
We the Knights FIGHT
To show our MIGHT(But most blows are LIGHT)
Makes our butts really TIGHT
More pleasing to your SIGHT
unless bare cause they are really...REALLY...WHITE!!!
Yes...Aaron is King
He's the one with the BLING
Ansteorra's golden RING
Songs about which most bards SING
when he hits you...it really..REALLY does STING.
To the north we have no fear
Anton is King of Calontir
Will be again most likely next year(or so I HEAR)
Together we shall kick some Trimarian REAR
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Re: A Theory
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:26 PMAh Sir Corwin it is that I hear
I can see him
with a Trimarian at the tip of his spear
We see the rest of them that fear
The migty Rhoadds coming near
1 fish
2 fish
red fish
black and blue fish
one of them has a sword
the other has a board
can they fight?
whos to say
but i bet they are dead
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 6:33 PMhehehe... got more?
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 10:25 PMIt's still missing a crucial element something about Squires and Fires I think would be nice. -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:40 AMI'm tired of unbelted fighters and I'm tired of red scarves, too
They're looking all alike to me, I'm feeling kind of blue
I call them by each other's names and mix them up in bed
I need a change of menu like a man who's belt is red...
I want a squire, maybe green eyes, maybe blue
I want a squire, hell, I think I'll go for two...
Ooops, wrong song... :)
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Re: A Theory
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:41 PMAh geez I needed a good laugh thanks guys!
"If a squire's your desire
then look by the fire"
Somebody help me out here...I thought I had something good started but I have total brain block. I am trying to think how to rhyme in that time Evets sat in the fire.
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Re: A Theory
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:55 PM"If a squire's your desire
then look by the fire"
for you might just find
a squire with a hot behind
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Re: A Theory
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:06 PMIf a squire's your desire
then look by the fire
for you might just find
a squire with a hot behind.
Bring along an orange with cloves
then take him to the groves
.....and I'm gonna stop right there before someone's face gets really red.....and you know who you are
actually I was thinking something along these lines re: the squires
If you seek a sight that inspires
take a look at Corwin's squires
as the spin and play with fires
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Re: A Theory
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:43 AMAhh! The Muse is upon you!
I'm too brain dead to rhyme right now.... 4 days of yardwork will do that to you... -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:11 AMI fell into a burning ring of squires.....
went down down down as the flames went higher....
ok i stole that but i remember a pennsic where we couldnt stop singing that.... -
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Re: A Theory
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:32 AMI once knew a squire
he was soo drunk
ne sat in the fire
All the Kings knights
and all the Knights men
couldn't keep Evet's
from sitting there again
So if you ever get loose
and have too much juice
watch where you sit
you might burn your caboose
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Re: A Theory
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:40 AMSquire squire, I like a squire
Never had anything quite like a squire
I've had many Barons and Knights by the fire
but I've never had anything quite like a squire.
*erp*
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Re: A Theory
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 10:00 PM"Burning ring of Squires" ROFLMAO so sorry I missed that one. I am truly enjoying this thread - a cyber bardic! -
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Re: A Theory
Today, 7:46 PMfrom Sweeny Todd:
Is that Squire on the fire?
No sir look closer you'll see that it's grocer..
Looks thicker, more like Vicar
It Has to be grocer it's green.
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